Redneck Ninja: The RPG

Sincere thanks/apologies to Grant Howitt - author of Honey Heist.

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(This is intended as a parody of a certain Cajun Marvel mutant who was quite popular in the 90s. )

The Setup: You’re a swamp-dwelling Redneck Ninja who spends your time pulling heists and fighting the other clans of redneck ninja-folk. You’ve just heard about the biggest score ever on and you’re putting together a crew.

One: You have a complex plan that requires precise timing.

Two: As a goddamn REDNECK NINJA, you have very poor impulse control and a tendency to punch your way out of problems.