Teenage Mutant Capybara Samurais

Your sensei is a snapping turtle. Your home is a storm drain. Your van is a 1970s Ford Econoline with a Rising Sun paintjob. Your weapons are real. Your problems are mostly social.

You are four mutated capybaras protecting the down-at-the-heels port city of Rivergate from biker gangs, exiled interdimensional warlords, and the occasional crisis of teenage self-doubt. Tonight, somebody is shaking down the noodle shops. Tomorrow, a brain in a spider chassis tries to open a portal to Dimension Q.

Teenage Mutant Capybara Samurais is a lightweight RPG hack of John Harper's Lasers & Feelings, built for fast mutant-team adventures. Pick a Style. Pick a Number. Roll a d6. You are playing in five minutes. No prep. No page-flipping. No two-hour character generation.

What's inside:

• The full rules, designed to fit the spirit of a one-page RPG
• A complete worked setting: 1986 Rivergate City, with Master Mossback and the storm drain dojo
• Four ready-to-play pre-gen capybaras: Ember-Tide, Reedwalker, Stillwater, and Floodmark
• The Ronin Wagon, the team's signature vehicle
• Two ready-to-run villains: Iron Tusk (warthog biker warlord) and Korrox the Undeposed (exiled techno-warlord from Dimension Q, leader of the Trashjitsu Clan)
• A GM adventure generator for instant one-shots

The capybaras are the worked example. The system works for any mutant-team setting you want to build: alligators in the bayou, raccoons on the rooftops, otters in the marina, etc.